Dads make some weird noises. Now, for the first time ever, we've translated them all to give you a unique insight into their world. For example, did you know that 'Oooffffffffttt' means "I've had me dinner"? or that 'Hhhhyyeeeeuuuurrr' means 'I'm getting up from the sofa'? We also found a noise, similar to 'Phwoooaaarrrrr' which means 'Holly Willougby's on the telly', but we don't want to encourage that sort of thing...