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Guide To Dad Noises - Father's Day Card


Dads make some weird noises. Now, for the first time ever, we've translated them all to give you a unique insight into their world. For example, did you know that 'Oooffffffffttt' means "I've had me dinner"? or that 'Hhhhyyeeeeuuuurrr' means 'I'm getting up from the sofa'? We also found a noise, similar to 'Phwoooaaarrrrr' which means 'Holly Willougby's on the telly', but we don't want to encourage that sort of thing...

Card and envelope will be sent in an individual cellophane wrap contained within a sturdy card-backed envelope.

An original design by Paper Plane.

Square card printed on premium quality FSC-certified 350gsm thick card.
Card: H148 x W148mm. Envelope: H155 x W155mm
Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.

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